Mr. Burns?

I don’t think [she] would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if [she] weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.

Who said it?

You're right! Donald Trump said this. Nope, sorry. Donald Trump said this.

While appearing on The View, Trump made this slightly incestuous quip in response to a question about Ivanka possibly posing for Playboy. While it seems pretty clear that this is a joke, his reps still issued this statement:

[Donald Trump] was absolutely joking. He was making fun of himself for his tendency to date younger women. It’s a sense of humor that people don’t see [from him] all the time.