Mr. Burns?

And just so you know, [Svetlana will] do anything for you. Anything except sex. And I do mean anything.

Who said it?

You're right! Mr. Burns said this. Nope, sorry. Mr. Burns said this.

This quote is from The Simpsons: Season 19, Episode 1 entitled “He Loves to Fly and He D’ohs” where Homer flies to Chicago with Mr. Burns and falls in love with private planes.